Monday, February 28, 2011

test week..dying week..

Monday=mandarin  language..

Tuesday=marketing & computing essential..

Wednesday=tour guiding..

Thursday=geography travel and tourism..

Friday=home sweet home..


owh yeah!baru dapat info yang test ctu juga akan diadakan pada minggu ni..khamis petang..Omaigosh!I’m dying...i have to study and study and study for the whole week...

Sunday, February 27, 2011

should it be??stop dreaming dude!never be..

if the girl terima tawaran a boy untuk keluar bersama,that doesn't meant that girl minat boy tu..and if a girl berkawan dengan kaum yang berlainan jantina,tak semestinya girl tu gedik..and u!currently having girlfriend kan??whut the hell nak flirting dengan girl lain lagi??nak test market??eeuuuwwww..tak cukup ke dengan apa yang kau ada sekarang??heyy..be faithful laa..bersyukur dengan apa yang ada depan mata sekarang..don't have to seek attention girl lain..eventhough ur girl don't have a high education and dressup ala2 minah rempit,yet she still have a heart..the most fragile part in the girls body are their heart..nice to see,nice to hold..once broken,consider forever..don't expect me to treat u more than friend because i won't!



ouchhh!tak mungkin terjadi..

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

berangan nak bertudung..


teringin nak bertudung..lebih muslimah..lebih cantik..lebih ayu..lebih manis..lebih menarik..segala-galanya lebih..tapi nak slow-slow dulu..bab kata sarah idilfitri,jangan drastik sangat..nanti tak kekal..aku pun takut kalau aku pakai tudung nanti,tak bertahan..kalau boleh,biarlah kekal bertudung.. taknak lah orang cakap aku bertudung sebab ikut trend sekarang yang ada macam2 fesyen tudung..niat aku nak bertudung kerana Allah..bukan kerana fesyen..satu hari nanti,insyaAllah..:)

Monday, February 21, 2011

under age prohibited




                                   

kalau taknak akhlak terpesong,jangan tengok cerita ni..especially to those under age..married couple boleh laa kot tengok..tapi jangan bawa anak korang sekali..nanti penat korang nak jawab soalan anak korang kalau dia tanya apa yang sedang dibuat oleh natalie portman and ashton kutcher  dalam filem ni..ahahaha..

komen:this story is quite interesting but be disturbed by sex scene all the time..and aku quite malu+segan untuk tengok cerita ni lama2..ahahaha.sampai kdg2 berdoa"ya Allah..tolong lah abes kan movie ni secepat yang mungkin..amin.."
aku pergi tengok movie ni pun sebab boyfriend aku yang nombor 6 ni,ashton kutcher berlakon..tak tahu pulak synopsis movie ni..but then bila dah tengok,astaga!hancur luluh hati aku tengok dia berasmaradana dengan kawan aku sendiri,si natalie portman..!hey natalie..how dare u stab my back!huh..tapi takpe lah..kau amek lah dia kalau nak..ashton tu spare part aku je..lagipun taylor lautner dah approach aku malam tadi suruh jadi girlfriend die..dah lama aku minat dia..akhirnya dia approach jugak malam tadi..rasa macam nak menangis pulak..ahahaha..dah laa body tough..haisshh..tergoda iman aku..sabar shyra..sabar..
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
thats whut we call LOVE-EUUWW-EUUWW
my ex friend and my ex boyfriend..=.="

                                  

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

fakta valentine's day..

since this is february month consider as love month because on this month juga ada valentine's day,i just want to share something dengan korang..i've got it from the net since i'm doing nothing and getting bored..

copy paste from*******kredit to him! :)











Every year without fail we will start seeing articles condemning Valentine’s Day as a day that should not be celebrated by Muslims in Malaysia. One of the most used and rehashed (they rehashed the article annually since god knows when) story is St Valentine was a martyr who died helping the Christians took over Cordoba from the Muslims during Queen Isabella’s reign. Because of his sacrifice the day that he was buried is celebrated as St Valentine’s Day. Because of this Valentine’s Day is "haram" to most Muslims as celebrating it is akin to celebrating the downfall of Muslim empire in Spain. Sounds plausible right? Nope it's WRONG and pure fiction.

First of all there is no St Valentine in Spain during Queen Isabella's (1451 –1504 AD)lifetime . In fact the only Valentine in Spain history was the brother of Saint Fructus, who died stopping the Moor's advance into Spain in 751AD. This is a discrepancy of over 700 years between the supposed “Valentine” who helped defeat the Muslims (The Moors) and the St Valentine during Queen Isabella's reign. Saint Fructus and his brothers' sacrifice are remembered every October 24 ,during the St Fructus Feast Day. So clearly this is not the Valentine that we are looking for.

In Christendom history, there have been 7 recorded St Valentines and 11 separate Valentine’s Day that occurred on different days throughout the year. THE first Valentine’s Day was in honour of Valentine of Rome (also known as Valentine of Terni) who was a priest who was martyred in 269AD. Not much is known about this St Valentine other than he was a priest who was buried in Via Flaminia on the 14th of February. The lack of background story regarding this first St Valentine lead historians to believe that Valentine’s Day was created to suppress the pagan celebration ofLupercalia, a very ancient Roman pastoral festival, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city. If you haven't already know, early Roman Christians assimilated their pagan celebrations with their Christian beliefs. For example the pagan celebration of sun worshipping on 25th of December is converted into Christmas day despite Jesus actually born on 17th of June. It also should be noted that the early Valentine’s day had nothing to do with love nor romance. This brings us to the modern day’s version of Valentine's day.

It is generally accepted that the modern VDay celebration started in the 19th century when a woman by the name of Esther Howland started designing cards for VDays. The celebration started in England before spreading around the world like it is today. In the 1950’s lovers started exchanging more than just cards and the commercialisation of VDay as we know it today started. In the 1980’s DeBeers started linking diamonds with VDays and many men end up broke so that their significant others may have the in vogue diamond VDay gift.


As you can see the modern day VDay is now perverted beyond recognition from it's Christian (or is it Pagan?) origin. I would say that the modern day VDay is not even the same VDay as celebrated in 269AD or Rome for that matter. The date and name might be the same but the one being celebrated now is totally different. Sort of how Christmas and Easter are now considered “not Christian enough" by fundamentalist Christians.

Thanks to commercialism, a lot of the religious celebration is now no more than a day for capitalists to make a quick buck out of them. Only in VDay can you see a man buying roses and chocolates at twice the normal price. Free market can be such a dick come Valentine’s Day!

So why do we keep seeing the factually wrong article in MUSLIM OWNED newspaper when VDay is just days away? I guess this is another case of fictional oral history being passed around for years and years before eventually accepted as fact. The fact that it's repeatedly printed in magazines, newspaper and forwarded emails only reinforce the idea that the story is legit.

"Bai.. gua baca ni dulu dalam majalah Al Islam dan Berita Harian bai. Takkan dia nak tipu so ni mesti fakta sohih ni! Apa je dia dapat dengan menipu"

"Tapi takkan ko tak nampak banyak lobang dalam cerita ni. Takda fakta langsung cuma 2-3 cerita disambung jadi satu.Tarkih pun tak ada padanan"

"Ni la kamu..... termakan dakyah setan! Pergi la sambut kalau nak masuk neraka“

"Kenapa lak aku masuk neraka kalau sambut VDay?”

"Pasal ada hadith - Sesiapa melakukan perbuatan menyerupai sesuatu kaum, maka ia termasuk bersama golongan itu”

"So you are telling me if I celebrate New Year, World Cup , AIDS day, Diabetes Day, Hari Pahlawan, Hari Guru , Hari Persahabatan dan segalanya aku masuk neraka la yek. Macam tu?”

“Ko ni memandai lah. Hari yang diilhamkan kaum kafir je haram”

"Abis ko ingat hari-hari yang aku listkan tadi tu siapa yang reka? Graduation day pun kaum kapir yang start dulu. Yang baling Mortar Board Hat masa graduation tu kapir yang start dulu! Masuk neraka la kamu nanti!“


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Majlis Fatwa should issue fatwas on playing mercun during Ramadan and the two hari rayas. Using the same arguments they used against Valentine, I say a ban on it is long overdue. First of all the tradition of burning fireworks is heretical in origin. The Chinese believe that by setting of fireworks they can ward off evil spirits. This is clearly not in line with the holy Islamic beliefs. Only ayat al quran can ward off evil spirits. Not carbide and manganese stuffed into cylindrical rockets! Furthermore plenty able bodied Muslims were killed and maimed due to home made mercuns. To add to this, the burning of fireworks disturbs the sleep of many Malaysia regardless of religion. They are just bloody annoying.


hell yeah!now masa untuk korang kaji dan kaji dan kaji wheather this is true or not...aku dah tolong copy untuk korang then korang nak aku kaji??banyak cantik!then bila dah abis kaji and korang dah dapat jawapan korang sendiri,terus compare kan dengan artikel dari fb,magazine and majalah islam lain..
after otak korang dah pening mengkaji like ala-ala ahli sejarah,decide la sendiri if korang patut/boleh/harus/wajib sambut valentine's day ni dengan pasangan bukan muhrim korang..but whut about married couple??should they celebrate it??it's oke??valentine's day haram sebab this day mengajak pasangan bukan muhrim keluar berdua-dua..but aku tengok ramai je yang keluar berdua even bukan Vday..kan??

again..think about it..:)

btw,yang korang sibuk2 nak kesah pasal valentine's day ni kenapa??korang bukan ada makwe pakwe pun..

**TERASA**

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

always be mine..





Always stick together whenever we’ll go..


Hey friends..!i am glad to met u and getting know all of you..first I was step my foot here,I wasn’t happy..i’m scared if I can’t comfort myself with the new environment and new people here due to my weaknesses such as I’m not easily become friendly with the stranger and I’m not easily make my lips smile up to my ears with the new people I just knew 5 second ago.. till I met and getting know all of u..yes..i swear..this is true..u guys are my greatest  friends I’ve ever met..we laugh together till we got stomach ache like there’s no one around us,like we are conquering this world..we study together for the upcoming final exam till our brain getting cramp..we shopping together like our parents are the banker..we know how to cheer up our day each other by making a funny things..sometimes stupid things also..we enjoy our day..u are the best thing i've never knew i needed..i love u my friends..XOXO..:)
                                              shyra


Saturday, February 5, 2011

fun day..tired day..bullshit day..

hari ini hari yang paling bullshit sekali..walaupun ade part yang fun..kesabaran dan iman yang teguh sangat di perlukan pada hari ini ye kawan2..


pukul 8 pagi:bangun pagi,mandi,breakfast..
pukul 10:kau kat mane dah?(mesej ina)
             aku dah sampai seremban..tunggu aynal kat ktm..die baru gerak(balas ina)
kul 10.30:aku odw dtg amek kau(mesej bella)
               oke2(balas aku)

beberapa minit kemudian,bella datang jmeput aku..then we all went to nawal's house..dah amek nawal,bergerak laa kitaorang ke ktm seremban,tempat ina tunggu aynal..

*******************dah sampai kat ktm********************************************

aku:mana aynal??
ina:blum sampai lagi..
aku:lamanya..nilai bukan jauh pun..
ina:aynal cakap ktm lembap..kalau die berjalan kaki pun,dia yang sampai dulu dari lrt tu..

oke..fine..kita tunggu die dulu laa..sambil breakfast terus..after a few minute,aynal pun sampai..dengan gaya die berjalan macam orang yang dah 10 tahun duk seremban..padahal,nak g terminal pun,tak tahu jalan..ahaha..menonong je jalan..kita orang yang duk tunggu die kat tepi ni,die tak nampak pun...aynal pun dah sampai,so mula laa gerak nak pegi kL..aku,bella ngn nawal 1 kete..ina,aynal and kawan ina lagi sorang 1 kete..kitaorg tunggu dorang kat tepi jalan lama jugak laa..haisshh..apesal xnampak kete minah tu jalan??then2 kitaorang pun dah mula risau laa..well..we all kan caring orang nya..

*********perbualan telefon antara nwal dan ina***********************
nawal:ina..kau kanapa tak jalan lagi??(dengan gaya suara halus nya..hehehe..jangan marah nawal..kidding..suara kau sumpah chumel..ahaha)
ina:kete aku tak leh start laa weyh..tetiba je..
nawal:ha??ape die??tak boleh start??astagfirullahalazim..oke2..kau tunggu situ..jap lagi kitaorang datang..
(ape yang kita bleh sumbangkan untuk ina??kita bukan reti pun bab2 kete ni..phm2 laa..pompan kan)
 nawal:ina..kete kau dah oke blum??
ina:dah2..ade abang tu tolong..dia kata bateri kete aku weak..so tadi die start guna jumper..
aku:weyh..g laa check kat bengkel..

oke..aku dah penat nak taip dialog korang yang panjang berjela walaupun aku ingat setiap patah perkataan korang..aku ceritakan jela eyh..ceritanya............................................




aku tau satu bengkel kat ampangan ni..near my house jugak laa..alaaa..yang dekat ngn petronas ampangan tu laa..camne aku boleh tau??sebab abah aku regular customer pomen tu..kitaorang tanya laa kan kt bengkel tu ade jual bateri tak??if ade,kitaorang nak tukar bateri baru..but abang tu cakap takde..so...so??mesti lah kitaorang kena pegi beli kat kedai..pergghh..cabaran betol..tau2 laa kan cuti CNY ni ramai banyak bengkel tutup..mana tak nye..dah sume owner bengkel tu cina..sah2 laa dorang pegi beraya..mula lah pusing keliling seremban smpai ke ampangan untuk cari kedai yang jual bateri kete..belum sampai kL lagi,dah pusing berjam2 kt seremban..nak cari kedai punya pasal..hampir 3 jam pusing,tapi xjmpe pun kedai yang tutup..grrrr..time orang nak bagi die duit laa..die g tutup kedai..weyhh apek!bukak laa kedai ha..kitaorg nak bg kau duet ni..taknak ke??

weyh2..aku dah penat laa duk berhimpit kt belakang 4 orang ni!nak bernyawa pun sesak..please laa kedai!tolong bukak!kitaorang nak buat assignment ni..kasihani lah kami..dh penat dh mencari ni..pusing punya pusing,fine!surrender..memang tak nampak langsung kedai jual bateri kete bukak..we all decide to park je kereta ina kat petronas tu and bawak kereta bella je..plus kat kL nanti ada lagi 1 kereta..so,nanti sorang naik laa kereta pika yang dah tunggu kat kL tu..

dah sampai kat petronas tempat kereta ina tersadai,tetibe mata aku yang kecik ni ternampak objek menyerupai bateri kereta..ehh..!aku xsalah tengok ke??ok2..zoom ckit..!owhh!memang tak syak lagi..objek tu adalah bateri kereta!whut a bullshit day!cari keliling seremban but actually benda tu ada tempat ina park kereta..minyak pun sampai turun 2 bar tahu??and i was like  whut the fuck!!penat kitaorang mencari,rupanya kau ada dekat sini..tak boleh ke kau tolong menyaut "hey2!aku kat sini!aku kat sini!" haa..kalau kau cakap macam,takde laa kitaorang bersusah payah mencari bateri keliliing seremban..and kitaorang pun kemungkinan besar dah sampai kL tahu??menyusah kan orang lah kau ni wahai bateri!

1 kereta 3 orang..bella jadi driver tak bergaji..


after dah sampai kL almost 4 pm,kelam kabut jugak  ke tempat2 tu..luckily dah tahu jalan..first we all go to bangunan sultan abd samad,jalan masjid india..then jalan TAR,finally sogo.. pika tak dapat join lama sebab katanya nak g lowyat repair lappy dia yang bermasalah tu..ina pun sama..dah sampai jln masjid india,die  terpaksa balik sebab abang dia dah membebel suruh balik..sebab nak guna kereta..haisshhh..tergendala semua kerja..kejap je dia datang..memang tak berbaloi lah journey die dari batu pahat ke kL..

menuju ke central market..aynal bajet tourist guide..:P


bermula laa perjalanan kami berempat iaitu nawal,bella,aynal and aku..berjalan kaki dari jln masjid india ke central market..can u imagine how far it is??jauh kot!sampai rabak kasut ballerina yang aku beli kat summit ni..ahahaha..but best berjalan kaki tahu!dapat tengok kL life walau pun dah selalu tengok..kalau nak naik kereta,memang lambat lah kan..korang tahu2 laa jalan kat kL macam mane..kereta bersusun..i can't imagine if i live in kL..too crowded not just with local people but foreigner too..bangla..nepal..vietnam..perghhh..ramai gila..sampai aku sempat berimaginasi yang aku bukanlah berada di bumi malaysia tapi aku kini  berada di bangladesh..ahahaha..jalan kaki je senang..if mat2 bangla,napal sume boleh jalan kami,why not us..kan??kan??malaysia boleh laa weyh..

little india..


lepas tu masa nak balik ke semua house near masjid india which is tempat kitaorang park kereta untuk balik ke seremban,kitaorang singgah laa ke mcD jalan masjid jamek tu kejap..mengisi perut yang lapar setelah seharian berjalan..sebelum makan,aku ke toilet jap(sila jangan tanya kenapa aku ke toilet..paham-paham jela..ahahaha)..aku ngan sorang tourist mat salleh tunggu lama gila orang yang tengah guna toilet ni....aku tak tahu lah ape makhluk ni buat lama-lama dalam toilet..sembelit ke??nak beranak ke??pengsan ke??or dah mati??sampai lah  sorang staff mcD tu ketuk2 pintu toilet..hisshhh!suspicious jugak kan..ntah ape laa yang die buat lama2 dalam toilet tu..hey!ape kejadah kau duduk lama2 dalam toilet tu!macam toilet tu di cipta khas untuk kau je kan??orang lain tak boleh guna lah??kot kau nak hidu bau tandas tu,pegi balik rumah kau lah!

mcD masjid jamek..


makin lama makin kuat staff tu ketuk pintu toilet tu sebab bila dia ketuk perlahan,manusia ni macam refuse to open it je..bila almost nak pecah pintu tu(kesan di ketuk terlalu lama oleh staff tu),finally keluar laa makhluk ni! oooooo-eeemmmmm-jiiiiiiiii!!! i was surprise!u know whut??makhluk yang keluar tu adalah  merpati babi dua sejoli(ni yang membuat kan aku nak mencarut ni!!)maaf..saya tak boleh nak tahan perasaan marah bercampur geram ni..sepasang lelaki dan perempuan yang berbangsa melayu beragama islam baru keluar dari toilet..mereka disyaki melakukan perkara yang dilarang oleh agama..(cehh..pandai aku berkata-kata..ahahahaha)cmne aku tau die islam and bukan bangla??sebab perempuan tu bertudung..hello..i repeat it..perempuan tu bertudung..BULLSHIT!!kau pakai tudung,tapi kau buat maksiat kt public!pathetic!!its MCd toilet babe!malu laa kat tourist yang tengah tunggu nak guna toilet tu!mesti tourist tu mencarut dalam hati dia"hey!!u are muslim..whut the hell u did in the toilet with a man??is this whut malaysian do???if u are my race and religion,i don't mind it because this situation is common in my country..but this is muslim country..u shouldn't do this kind of shit that mostly doing by prostitute!!"..

muka couple tu,tak payah cakap lah macam mane time dia keluar kan??macam ayam berak kapur dah aku tengok..rasa nak gelak pun ada jugak..gelak sebab tengok kebodohan dorang yang teramat sangat..kalau ada cupboard kat depan dia,memang dia dah pakai dah untuk tutup muka..padan lah dengan muka kau...kau tau tu tempat public,tapi kau buat benda xsenonoh..perhatian..aku tak fitnah..aku tak suka fitnah orang..mak aku cakap dosa kalau fitnah2 orang..dosa nya sama dengan membunuh tau..huisshh..takut aku nak fitnah orang..baik aku bunuh terus je merpati babi dua sejoli tadi..sah2 laa dosa fitnah dengan membunuh sama kan??so bunuh jela makhluk dua ekor tu..memalukan je..apa lagi yang lelaki dan perempuan buat bila berdua-duaan dalam toilet??oppssss..!aku tak tak pernah buat benda ni semua..aku just fikir ikut logik akal aku sebagai makhluk yang mempunyai akal..korang jangan nak tuduh aku macam2 ye..kang aku bunuh korang pulak..grrr..nak kena bunuh??

kepada babi dua sejoli ni,korang dah sangap sangat ke??dah tak menahan??kalau dah tak tahan,pergi balik rumah lah!buat kat rumah..takde sape nak kacau..ini buat kat toilet mcD..if orang nak guna toilet tu,kan dah tergendala aktiviti korang..siap ade pakej malu lagi sebab orang dah nampak muka kau masa kau keluar dari toilet tu..ahahaha..bangang lah hai..!kalau rumah korang xclear,pergi je sewa rumah tumpangan..gggrrrrr..sakit pulak hati aku tengok korang ni..takde manners langsung..!rasa macam nak pergi amek chilly sauce and tenyeh2 je kat muka kau dua orang ni..(jahat ke aku??tak kan??tak kan??)fuck u lahhh!

welcome to the year 2011,rabbit!


p/s:gambar di kL akan di upload selepas ni..kerjasama anda untuk menunggu dengan penuh kesabaran sangat di hargai..segala kesulitan amatlah dikesali..

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

berjalan ke blog..

kebosanan..then tetibe rasa nak blogwalking..yela..daripada tak buat pape kan..bosan gila ouh mid term break ni..tak keluar memane pon..wahh!cipta rekod lah!shahira tak keluar mane-mane sepanjang mid term break ni..gila lah!ahaha..owh..oke..lari tajuk..aku nak cerita pasal aku punya blogwalking sebenarnya..buka blog minah ni,wow!!gorgeous nye blog kau babe!pastu..pastu..bukak pulak blog mamat ni!pergghhhhh!hensem nye blog kau..kreatif seyh korang ni..bila aku compare blog aku ngn blog korang,macam langit dengan bumi..ahahaha..maaf..blog saya comot..blog saya tak cantik..now,sedang merancang untuk mencantik dan memenarikkan lagi blog aku yang sumpah xcantik!